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Immaturity in the Workplace- I Endorse It.
One time someone told me I was mature. So, if I understand the rules of maturity, that means I get to refer to myself as mature for the rest of my life, because someone else called me that first so...
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Facebook Quitter?!
One of the most frequently searched terms for my blog is “Facebook quitter.” Really people? Who is googling that? In other breaking news, the search term ” Facebook quitter” has now taken over “female...
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BobbleHead Syndrome
You know this guy. This is the guy you see on a daily, or at least, weekly basis. This is the guy that sits in every meeting or gathering and nods. He just nods and nods and nods. And if he is ever not...
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BobbleHead Neck Brace
Just a follow-up to my previous bobblehead post. One of the best reasons not to be a bobblehead is your health. You can literally hurt yourself. This has been proven to me by my offices resident...
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Your Office Doesn’t Care About Your Health.
I do care about your health. I want to make sure you know as much as possible about serious diseases such as eye chlamydia. Your office doesn’t want you to know that. They want you to get eye...
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The Plague Didn’t Kill Me So Now My Job Is Trying To
I think that my job and the plague are in cahoots with one another. The plague didn’t manage to kill me and so now it’s my job’s turn to try. I wonder what I did to make them so angry? I bet this is...
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I’m Probably Going To Get A Promotion.
I had a smashing day at work yesterday. Literally. I actually got smashed by the front door of the office. It was a very proud moment for me. I mean, I wasn’t even trying to get smashed- it was like...
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What’s The Protocol For This?
Picture it: You’re sitting in a moderately full meeting room in the middle of a very long and discussion heavy meeting. Every one in that room needs to be there. The man sitting next to you (a man in...
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I’m A Professional.
So, I have a job that pays me moneys. In fact, and I know this is going to be almost impossible to believe, I am the boss of people. The boss of people. Let that sink in. On a recent conference call, I...
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Here Is A Thought On A Friday
About once a day, I take my phone and go to the bathroom at work. Not because I need to use the bathroom, but because that is about the only 5 minutes of peace I get all day at work and playing angry...
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